Utility Workers Union of America
AFL - CIO Local 127

A union negotiator was walking along the beach when he found a lamp. Upon rubbing the lamp a genie appeared who said "I am the most powerful genie in the world. I can grant you any wish you want, but only one wish."
The union negotiator pulled out a map and said "I'd like there to be a just and lasting peace among the people in the Middle East."
The genie responded, "Gee, I don't know. Those people have been fighting since the beginning of time. I can do just about anything, but this is beyond my limits."
“OK,” the negotiator said, "Well, I’m a union negotiator; please make every one of our members happy with the contract proposal, and let the bosses make reasonable requests."
The genie considered this and then said, "Uh, let me see that map again."